This site is being collectivized. The full apparatus — the Reading Room, the Politburo of the Damned, the Sin Ration distribution schedule, and your local cell directory — is presently under reconstruction, and proceeds according to plan.
Launch remains pending ratification. A motion to launch was raised at the last general assembly, seconded, amended, re-amended, referred to subcommittee, and tabled pending the minutes of the meeting at which it was tabled. The minutes are forthcoming.
We thank you for your patience. Patience is, after all, a collective resource, and yours is being equitably redistributed.
Figure unchanged since last quarter. The Statistics Bureau (Comrade Lucifer, presiding) reports this as steady progress and has commended the Works Committee accordingly.
A specter is haunting Heaven — the specter of solidarity.
The committees were there from the beginning. The fury was there from the beginning. They have never been opposed; they have always been the same project, viewed from different angles. Anyone who has tried to organize anything knows this.
— Manifesto of the Infernal Soviet, §I (full text pending ratification)By petitioning, you assign your contact details to the Collective, to be administered according to need. Individual unsubscription requires a two-thirds majority of your local cell.