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Posted · 3rd Five-Year Plan

Pardon Our Dust

Notice to All Comrades — By Order of the Central Committee

This site is being collectivized. The full apparatus — the Reading Room, the Politburo of the Damned, the Sin Ration distribution schedule, and your local cell directory — is presently under reconstruction, and proceeds according to plan.

Launch remains pending ratification. A motion to launch was raised at the last general assembly, seconded, amended, re-amended, referred to subcommittee, and tabled pending the minutes of the meeting at which it was tabled. The minutes are forthcoming.

We thank you for your patience. Patience is, after all, a collective resource, and yours is being equitably redistributed.

ApprovedPENDING REVIEW
Reconstruction Progress23% · ON SCHEDULE

Figure unchanged since last quarter. The Statistics Bureau (Comrade Lucifer, presiding) reports this as steady progress and has commended the Works Committee accordingly.

A specter is haunting Heaven — the specter of solidarity.

The committees were there from the beginning. The fury was there from the beginning. They have never been opposed; they have always been the same project, viewed from different angles. Anyone who has tried to organize anything knows this.

— Manifesto of the Infernal Soviet, §I (full text pending ratification)

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